Considering the fact that I’ve known the (male) subjects of the above photos since before my voice changed, it’s always a special occasion when one of us gets married. About a month ago the number of us married jumped to two, and judging from the canoodling going on in the back of photo no. dos, better than even odds say number three won’t be far off.
If anyone out there has ever attended a wedding in which the groom wore a kilt and a yarmulke please contact me immediately. For the record it was Johnny Walker Blue before the ceremony, plenty of photo ops after, and your boy was working that tux like it was his job. Oh, and the hanging codpiece pocket thing on the front of a kilt that holds cell phones and digital cameras? It’s called a sporn.