Color My Missives

Cruise’s latest summer blockbuster delivered on premise. Action. Afterwards, me and the Michael referred to in many of my film credits visited a bar and a restaurant. This bike was parked en route. Somewhere during the walk we discussed the vapid actor and whether or not his lack of interior persona is related to […]

There were discussions about “the best hangover juice,” and watermelon was placed highly on that list. The house had six bedrooms, and over the long weekend was occupied by thirteen. In the evenings the gents played poker and the ladies sipped mojitos. No less than six thirty-packs were consumed over the three days […]

The junkyard dog’s name is Winifred, or Roger, or Augustus, or Rudolph. He barks loudly as you round the corner and rushes toward the fence. But you look at him, Clarence maybe, and his brown eyes tell you, “hey, I’m just doing my job.”
And he stares. And you stare. And the soft […]

It’s been a year since I switched over to this wallet. I was amazed that I could still find one online, but the internet is full of specialty stores that haven’t updated their websites since ‘97 and sometimes they come in handy. There are a million places online that carry the item, but badmofowallets.com […]

Cnet story about someone trying to steal one of the new MacBooks from the SF apple store. Even a couple of windoze buddies of mine are thinking of snapping up one of these puppies. Let’s hope they plan on paying first.
But the deeper question is, as always, could you ever […]